A/N: Happy Birthday, HookaShewz! Wishing you a wonderful day.
Thanks to SorceressCirce for beta’ing.
As ever, I do not own Twilight – it owns me.

While the crust’s baking in the oven, I chop up all the fruit for the topping. Bella hates birthdays, and hates those storebought cakes even more.

Still, I refuse to let her day go by without some form of celebration, so over the years I’ve come up with different desserts for her birthday get-togethers.

As long as no one dares call them parties, she’s good.

A strange duck, my wife, but I love her to pieces.

After pulling the crust out to cool, I decorate the pie.

As I carry it out, a chorus of “Happy Birthday,” begins.

Bella blushes.