A/N: Happy Birthday, Venti_Turtl! Hope you’re having a kick-ass day.
Thanks to SorceressCirce for beta’ing.
As ever, I do not own Twilight – it owns me.
“Relax, babe.” I squeeze his thigh, hoping he’ll calm down. He’s nervous about tonight, about meeting my parents.
Edward scowls briefly at me before resuming his fidgeting.
Scooting closer, I put my hand on his jaw, pulling him so I can kiss his cheek and whisper, “Sweetheart, you have nothing to worry about. They’re going to love you. Promise.”
A quiet snort.
A roll of his eyes and a silent: Easy for you to say.
Resting my forehead against his cheek, I sigh.
“Jazz, please… just don’t leave me alone with them, okay?”
I grin. “Not for a second, darlin’.”